Finally made my 100th “Friend” after 6 days on Facebook. It would have happened a lot sooner, but apparently that rat boy Mark Zuckerberg hates popular girls, because he kept sending me these annoying things… jerk!!
And if Marky Mark does terminate my account… is that anything like having Hiro cut off my lame-o, would-be samurai arms & legs and having my dissected avatar/FB account flushed into the bowels of the Black Sun?
Death by Facebook bouncer daemon… of all the ways I never dreamt this oh-so-short life would end…
Oh, and did I mention that the reason my FB account is under the “bogus” name “Vanessa Blaylock” and not my “real” name Vaneeesa Blaylock, is that when I signed up, Rat Boy said that the name “Vaneeesa” was unacceptable to him, because “too many repeating letters” – not allowed!
Do I tell Marky Mark Mark how many times he can repeat his name? Jerk!
WTF?? I don’t even exist? Oh Marky Mark! I know we’ve had our differences, but this time sir, you cut me to the core!
I am crushed.
Still… three other me’s to network with… imagine the possibilities…
This is my very first friend ever… Sima! 🙂