Lime with Envy

Hi Guys,

I hope y’all know when I agreed to be “executor of Vaneeesa’s estate” in SL, I sorta thought that meant doing paperwork, paying the rent, answering correspondence, maybe even fending off unwanted advances from the pool boy…

But I never dreamt it would mean being a messenger for a flame war between ex lovers!! O_o

Anyway guys, please don’t hate the messenger! k? It’s not like I write this stuff!

Anyways, I got another postcard from Vaneeesa. Or actually I got this one for somebody else. Yes, “her” again. Yes another shoe “fetish” postcard. Naked, of course, but I’m sure you already knew that.

I guess incorporeal beings don’t really need clothes. Except for the uncomfortable but sexy shoes, of course! (*giggles*)

She actually looks kind of corporeal to me, but maybe it’s just a mental projection of her earlier instantiated self.

(yes, ha ha ha, she wrote that sentence, not me!)

kk guys, here’s what she says:

Trill Zapatero
c/o Aero Bigboots
100 Bayshore Drive
Biscuit Bay, An Li
Second Life

Hi Slut,
Congratulations on winning Homecoming Queen!
I’m sorry to hear that even after winning you’re still such a bitter person. :(’
Maybe if your legs were as hot as these you could be a happier person.
Oh well.
Love & Kisses,
— Vaneeesa

Sorry you guys! Anyway, Happy Holidays!! I’m gonna try to have a little open house next weekend. I’ll keep you posted!

xoxo

— Aero