218 Friends

And what, you might ask, is so magical about the number 218?? Well, a lot! In about 20 days — in spite of relentless warnings from my jerk husband Marky Mark to “slow down – or well delete your account” — in about 20 days I managed to accumulate 218 “fake/meaningful” friends…

This just happens to be the exact same number of “real/meaningless” “friends” that, uh, “someone” I know took almost 3 years on Facebook to acquire.

Imagine that…

May I proudly present… my 218th friend… Khaoula of Morocco: